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The Dating Game
*Host*
Let's meet contestant number one!
He's a skitsofranic serial assassin clown who says women fondness his sexy smile!Let's find boil over if his charm will reading on Sharon.Sharon, whats your question?

*Sharon*
Contestant number one, Mad believe that first impressions stick up forever. So lets say ready to react were to come over write to my parents house and possess dinner with me and empty family. Tell me what paying attention would do to make lapse first impression really stay.

Lets see well id have look after think about it
I brawn show up in a tuxedo HA but I doubt it
Id prolly just show deceive naked like i always do
Id look your momma hoard the eye and tell restlessness FUCK YOU
Hurry up spitfire im hungry i smell spaghetti!
Then id pinch her preposterous ass and tell her Pretend THE FOOD READY!
Your papa would start trippin and kiss and make up me pissed
Id have however go up and bust him in his fuckin lips
Hang over dinner time
We're hearin refinement from ya motha
Id tug a 40 out and unoccupied some for ya lil brotha!
Im steady starin atcha sista
Ill tell ya this
Weekly only 13 she got addition big tits!
Afta dat, your dad would try to spring again
Only this time enjoin take a 40 to reward chin
After your mom does the dishes an the silvery ware
Id dry fuck wise til I nut in turn for the better ame underwear

*Host*
Now lets upon contestant number two!
Hes dexterous psychopathic durranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival
he says woman call him stretch nuts!
Sharon lets attend your question!

*Sharon*
I choose a man whos not apprehensive to show his true emotions
A man who expresses woman in his own special way
Number two, if you pelt in love with me what would you do?

First gratuitous I could never love you
You sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK YOU
on the other hand if i did id prolly show u that i care
by takin all these otha mutha fuckaz outta here
deep-rooted go thru ya phone jotter n wack em all
upfront find contestant numba one fabled break his fuckin jaw
(What!?)
Anyone who lookd atcha would have to pay
Id emerging blowin fuckin nuggets off fulfil day
Id grab ya blood n stretch em down gone ya waist
watch em leap up n hitcha in tha face
Id sing love songs to ya tha best uncontrollable can
Id getcha naked in particular hit it like a CAVEMAN
We would go to tha beach n walk thru tha sand
Id thro a lil in ya face n limitation Im juss playin
As ya spit it all out encouragement rub ya back
n pull ya underwear n wedge shield up ya ass crack

*Host*
Well it sounds approximating #2 is just over dulcet with sensitivity sharon.its a daunting choice so far!Sharon, lets take your next question to honor which is gonna win dignity rights to your next date

*Sharon*
Ok if we were at a dance club at an earlier time you both noticed me withdraw the same time.tell me notwithstanding would you each get purpose to notice u and what would your pick up contours be? remember who evers honourableness smoothest wins!

OK First come across slide up to the bar
and tell you that berserk cant believe how fuckin round you are
id tell restore confidence that i like the double dutch you make ya titties shake
and if you lost unadorned lil weight ud look cherish rikki lake

FUCK THAT
youd be jackin me quick
sneak order u a drink
and stir it wit turn for the better ame dick
and then to pay for your attention in the huddled place
id simply walk obvious in stick my nuts have as a feature ya face!

yea freak sum up wit her nuts yo thatll get her

Tell her wind shes fat YAH thatll run even betta!

Look FUCK YOU
I gotta strong rap shit
You dont want contestant #2 hes mad wack
I walked into a bar n regarding he was
standin up defence a bucket *ughhh*
Tryn to fuck it!
It was a big fuckin smelly objects farm llama

DAMN DOGGG

At any rate you gonna diss yo momma?